I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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