Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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