return my video game
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We need to rekindle our bromance
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Randomize
