Will you blow on my dice?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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