So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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