Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
