what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
