When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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