i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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