The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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