why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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