So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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