Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I could make wine with my vomit
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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