Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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