So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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