My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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