ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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