I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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