She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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