Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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