Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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