my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
nutella sex= disaster
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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