As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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