id be glad to
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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