So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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