Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Randomize
