Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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