Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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