turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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