It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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