shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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