My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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