Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Randomize
