sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I will be naked everywhere
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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