Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
