Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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