its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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