theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We are all done wearing pants today
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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