4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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