Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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