Kiss
Puke
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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