singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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