I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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