u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
