But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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