She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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