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(520): View more from Arizona

Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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(518): View more from New York

are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.

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(757): View more from Virginia

It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.

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(740): View more from Ohio

The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.

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(408): View more from California

we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests

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(316): View more from Kansas

its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse

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(828): View more from North Carolina

On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low

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(830): View more from Texas

Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻‍♀️

(417): View more from Missouri

I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...

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