Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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