yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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