You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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