so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
