they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I have already put on my inside pants.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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