I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
