so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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