My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Im part way to drunk.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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