why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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