You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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