Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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