dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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