I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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