i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He uses pillows to masturbate.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
